Tuesday, September 11, 2012
Thursday, September 6, 2012
Tuesday, September 4, 2012
For the second time in a row I go to a Dunkin Donuts in South and I ask for a coffee and A munchkin. In response, the food service worker gives me six extra donuts. I'm figuring the possible causes of this event are (1) I look like I'm fading away to nothing and in desperate need of sustenance. (2) The food service worker doesn't understand English. (3) The food service resents working late and is giving me three day old donuts.
Sunday, September 2, 2012
I usually like to try and cheer up retail workers. I say to one retail worker at 11 at night : I guess lots of people come here at night to the 24 hour CVS. She says dully, "yeh.". Then I say, "What is the most common item bought?". She replies, " Cigarettes."
I say, "And then beer." "Yeh. I guess,"she replies expressionless and animation less. Then I say, "I guess the next most commonly purchased item is condoms."
THEN she laughs.
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