The Hamptons in a Nutshell

Are you going to the Hamptons and not sure where to stay. Here is a a brief summary of each area in the Hamptons. Those of you who are lucky enough to be able to afford a home in the Hamptons, please don't take offense to any of this. Westhampton, Quogue, Remsenburg, Speonk area- Families. Most laid back. NO pressure for proper comportment or to look fancy but still haute couture. Southampton- Old money. Children should be seen not heard. Easthampton- Very new money. Land of the celebrity obsessed. Water Mill/ Sag Harbor- European, very hip and cool people. Shelter Island- A bizarre place of farmland with a euro task club sandwiched in the middle. Center Moriches/ Easport/ Manorville- trying to live down their reputation as white trash. Mastic/ Shirley- Townie country. Where most of the workers live.